bitchcraftandwiggatry:

cariosity:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

cariosity:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

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how the fuck did this bitch get my number

block dat hoe!

i’m about to block simon too. i’m sick of his ass calling every hour on the hour over jobs that are beneath me.

OMG… Simon is the worst! He’s still callin’ about PopGlam 1hr photo shoots and I’ve been A-list for two weeks.

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"Glad I got you on the line! There’s a local ad spread at—"

i’m sleep.

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(via meanplastic)

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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(via methfab)

you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

(Source: marimopet, via sharkeisha)